I like cats, Supernatural, photography and anime. I also like food and pointless things.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
I can’t be the only one thinking of this (edited to add gif)
let me love you
good christ steve your face
Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
I’d just like to take a moment to express how fucking perfect this is.. And spot on might I add.
I’ve been trying to find words to explain the sadness.
If this was any more accurate it’d be written by me
This took the words right out of my mouth.
this is exaclty how I feel
thank you know i finally found words to fucking describe whats going on
no words can describe how relevant this is
most accurate ever
honestly crying at this, it’s perfect
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.